May 2013
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
penguinize:
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
smhexy:
Me no study Me no care Me go marry A millionare If he die Me no cry Me go marry Another guy
less-than-one:
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
multipack:
the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
svvitzerland:
i cant believe sex happens in real life
vampirevvekend:
i want my wedding to be catered by costco
April 2013
ostracizedpoodle:
who am i shaving for
Watchparadisaic:
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS
fasterfood:
it is day 7 of being stranded in the desert. “hey is it hot in here or is it just me” i say to myself. i may be losing my mind, but i am gaining self confidence
